Occasional Treat: a haiku

This week Ronovan threw out some tough prompt words for his weekly challenge: bard and water. I actually thought about these off and on all week, being kind of stumped. This evening I checked the definition of bard to see if I could find inspiration – and I did! This is the secondary definition given:

Bard (2)
noun
noun: bard; plural noun: bards
1. 
a slice of bacon placed on meat or game before roasting.

Ah, now I have something different to work with!

bard on my filet
is my occasional treat
a sparkling water

Thanks for another inspiring, fun, and challenging set of prompt words!