Cake on Her Face: a haiku

I almost missed Ronovan’s prompt this week, having been busy with a lot of other things. But, as I readied myself for bed this evening, I suddenly recalled my omission and went to see the words: wolf and cake. Okay, this is all that comes to mind. 

 

From “The Daily Mail” (Click image for story.)

 

she howls like a wolf
wearing both icing and cake
in total disgrace 

I know; it’s not even cake but pie. But my brain is attached to the image and idea so there ya go!